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Koro is a psychological disorder characterized by delusions of penis shrinkage and retraction into the body, accompanied by panic and fear of dying. This delusion is rooted in Chinese metaphysics and cultural practices. The disorder is associated with the belief that unhealthy or abnormal sexual acts (such as sex with prostitutes, masturbation, or even nocturnal emissions) disturb the yin/yang equilibrium which allegedly exists when a husband has sex with his wife, i.e., during “normal intercourse.” Koro is also thought to be transmitted through food. In 1967, there was a koro epidemic in Singapore after newspapers reported cases of koro due to eating pork which came from a pig that had been inoculated against swine fever. Not only did pork sales go down, but hundreds of koro cases followed.
Windigo
Wendigo Psychosis is a mental disorder in which a person intensely craves human flesh and thinks they are turning into a cannibal (despite an abundance of healthy food available). The most common response amongst the aboriginal communities in which wendigo psychosis was most prevalent, was curing attempts by traditional native healers or Western doctors. In the unusual cases when these attempts failed, and the Wendigo sufferer began either to threaten those around them or to act violently or anti-socially, they were then generally executed. While some have denied the existence of this disorder, there are a number of credible eyewitness accounts, both by aboriginal communities and by Westerners, that prove that Wendigo psychosis is a factual historical phenomenon.

 

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Gururumba is a “wild man” episode in which the suffer (typically a married male) begins by burglarizing neighboring homes – taking objects that he thinks are valuable but which seldom are. He then runs to the forrest for a number of days returning without the objects and with a case of amnesia. The sufferer appears hyperactive and clumsy with slurred speech. This disorder is specific to New Guinea.

 

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Among the Saora tribe of Orissa State in India, young men and women sometimes exhibit abnormal behavior patterns that western trained mental health specialists would likely define as a mental disorder. They cry and laugh at inappropriate times, have memory loss, pass out, and claim to experience the sensation of being repeatedly bitten by ants when no ants are present. These individuals are usually teenagers or young adults who are not attracted to the ordinary life of a subsistence farmer. They are under considerable psychological stress from social pressure placed on them by their relatives and friends. The Saora explain the odd behavior of these people as being due to the actions of supernatural beings who want to marry them

 

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This fury affecting the Norsemen, which was called berserkergang, occurred not only in the heat of battle, but also during laborious work. Men who were thus seized performed things which otherwise seemed impossible for human power. This condition is said to have begun with shivering, chattering of the teeth, and chill in the body, and then the face swelled and changed its color. With this was connected a great hot-headedness, which at last gave over into a great rage, under which they howled as wild animals, bit the edge of their shields, and cut down everything they met without discriminating between friend or foe. When this condition ceased, a great dulling of the mind and feebleness followed, which could last for one or several days.

 

Anxiety
A sufferer of shenkui (a Chinese culture-bound syndrome) shows marked anxiety or panic symptoms with accompanying somatic complaints for which no physical cause can be demonstrated. Symptoms include dizziness, backache, fatiguability, general weakness, insomnia, frequent dreams, and complaints of sexual dysfunction (such as premature ejaculation and impotence). Symptoms are attributed to excessive semen loss from frequent intercourse, masturbation, nocturnal emission, or passing of “white turbid urine” believed to contain semen. Excessive semen loss is feared because it represents the loss of one’s vital essence and can thereby be life threatening.

 

Buried Alive
Ghost sickness is a culture-bound syndrome which some Native American tribes believe to be caused by association with the dead or dying. It is sometimes associated with witchcraft. It is considered to be a psychotic disorder of Navajo origin. Its symptoms include general weakness, loss of appetite, a feeling of suffocation, recurring nightmares, and a pervasive feeling of terror. A symptom of “ghost sickness” is suffocation. This may be associated with a coffin. If you were buried alive with a loved one or friend below ground, you may feel as if you were suffocating. The sickness is attributed to ghosts (chindi) or, occasionally, to witches.

 

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Grisi siknis (“crazy sickness”) is a contagious, culture-bound syndrome that occurs predominantly among the Miskito People of eastern Central America and affects mainly young women. Most of the victims are young girls from 15 to 18 years old. The attacks are prefaced by headaches, dizziness, anxiety, nausea, irrational anger and/or fear. During the attack, the “victim loses consciousness” and falls to the ground, subsequently running away. The victim may view other people as devils, feel no pain for bodily injuries and have absolute amnesia regarding their physical circumstances. Some grab machetes or broken bottles to wave off unseen assailants. Other victims are reported to have performed superhuman feats, vomited strange objects such as spiders, hair and coins and spoken in tongues. In some cases the semi-conscious victim will speak the names of the next to be infected, although it is not always accurate. Grisi siknis is highly contagious

 

Pregnant Man
Couvade syndrome is a medical/mental condition which “involves a father experiencing some of the behavior of his wife at near the time of childbirth, including her birth pains, postpartum seclusion, food restrictions, and sex taboos”. The term originally referred to the medieval Basque custom in which the father, during or immediately after the birth of a child, took to bed, complained of having labour pains, and was accorded the treatment usually shown women during pregnancy or after childbirth. In some extreme cases, fathers can grow a belly similar to a 7-month pregnant woman and gain approximately 25 to 30 pounds (“phantom pregnancy”). Other symptoms include and are not limited to developed cravings, suffered nausea, breast augmentation, and insomnia

 

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Homosexual panic is a term, first coined by psychiatrist Edward J. Kempf in 1920, describing an acute, brief reactive psychosis involving delusions and hallucinations accusing a person of various homosexual activities. The condition most often occurs in people who suffer schizoid personality disorders who have insulated themselves from physical intimacy. Breakdowns often occur in situations that involve enforced intimacy with the same sex, such as dormitories or military barracks. It was most common during the mass mobilization of World War II when barracks typically provided little privacy with communal showers and often without doors or even cubicles around toilets. Treatment usually involves hospitalization, firstly to remove the person from the situation and also because the condition may lead to suicidal or homicidal acts. Usually members of the opposite sex are selected to treat those suffering from the disorder, and invasive procedures such as injections with needles or suppositories are avoided.

 

Phantom Time Hypothesis

The theory: Roman Emperor Otto III misdated the Western calendar 297 years because he liked the idea of ruling in the year 1000 AD. Otto, the Pope, and others filled in this "phantom time" with some completely made-up history: the Early Middle Ages. If this is true, the current year is actually 1719.Any proof? Surprisingly, yep. There are literally thousands of recognised forgeries of documents from the early Middle Ages that claimed to be written hundreds of years before they were, and describe events in detail, centuries before they happened. A huge majority of these were made by the Church. There is also hardly any literature, art, records, or cultural artefacts from Western Europe in this period, nor any real progress in agriculture or technology – hence the term "the Dark Ages". Read a paper about it here.

The theory: Roman Emperor Otto III misdated the Western calendar 297 years because he liked the idea of ruling in the year 1000 AD. Otto, the Pope, and others filled in this “phantom time” with some completely made-up history: the Early Middle Ages. If this is true, the current year is actually 1719.

Any proof? Surprisingly, yep. There are literally thousands of recognised forgeries of documents from the early Middle Ages that claimed to be written hundreds of years before they were, and describe events in detail, centuries before they happened. A huge majority of these were made by the Church. There is also hardly any literature, art, records, or cultural artefacts from Western Europe in this period, nor any real progress in agriculture or technology – hence the term “the Dark Ages”. Read a paper about it here.

The Codex Alimentarius

The theory: Internationally recognised food standards and dietary guidelines, called Codex Alimentarius, are actually a method of "soft-kill eugenics" designed to kill a bunch of us off to reduce the planet's population down to a more manageable level.Any proof? Well, the first warning sign is the dodgy name: Codex Alimentarius sounds pretty sinister (though it's just Latin for "food code"). Believers claim the codex tries to hide the benefits of herbal medicines and will restrict access to vitamin and mineral tablets. They also say the codex has renamed over 300 known poisons as safe food additives.

The theory: Internationally recognised food standards and dietary guidelines, called Codex Alimentarius, are actually a method of “soft-kill eugenics” designed to kill a bunch of us off to reduce the planet’s population down to a more manageable level.

Any proof? Well, the first warning sign is the dodgy name: Codex Alimentarius sounds pretty sinister (though it’s just Latin for “food code”). Believers claim the codex tries to hide the benefits of herbal medicines and will restrict access to vitamin and mineral tablets. They also say the codex has renamed over 300 known poisons as safe food additives.

Reptillian Elite

The theory: Shape-shifting reptile aliens control Earth by taking on a human form and gaining political power to manipulate humanity. "They" are the royal family, European aristocracy, and various global leaders — including David Cameron, and probably Theresa May — and the rest of us are humble "sheeple". This theory is rooted in ideas from the 1888 book The Secret Doctrine, which is a study on the origin of the universe and humanity. It's not exactly a "fringe" theory either as some 12 millions Americans believe the US government is run by lizard people – or reptilians.Any proof? Pretty much everything – e.g., the NSA, fluoridated water – is "evidence". David Icke argues that they altered our DNA, making us easier to control, and points to humans having reptile genes in our brains as evidence of this. In the 1960s, a police officer claimed to be abducted by reptile-like aliens. There are also a lot of videos of people claiming to have footage of reptilians shape-shifting.

The theory: Shape-shifting reptile aliens control Earth by taking on a human form and gaining political power to manipulate humanity. “They” are the royal family, European aristocracy, and various global leaders — including David Cameron, and probably Theresa May — and the rest of us are humble “sheeple”. This theory is rooted in ideas from the 1888 book The Secret Doctrine, which is a study on the origin of the universe and humanity. It’s not exactly a “fringe” theory either as some 12 millions Americans believe the US government is run by lizard people – or reptilians.

Any proof? Pretty much everything – e.g., the NSA, fluoridated water – is “evidence“. David Icke argues that they altered our DNA, making us easier to control, and points to humans having reptile genes in our brains as evidence of this. In the 1960s, a police officer claimed to be abducted by reptile-like aliens. There are also a lot of videos of people claiming to have footage of reptilians shape-shifting.

HAARP and Weather Control

The theory: The High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) was actually a weather-control facility, surveillance centre, and mind-control hub. Its official purpose was to analyse the ionosphere. HAARP had a main facility in rural Alaska, with hundreds of large antennae rising from the ground, forming what looked like a "bionic forest", which seems to have fuelled a lot of the conspiracies.Any proof? Dr Rosalie Bertell, an American scientist specialising in the ionosphere, warned about the usage of HAARP as a military weapon, writing that it could "deliver a very large amount of energy, comparable to a nuclear bomb". There have also been a bunch of claims that it's triggered various recent natural disasters, though none with any proof.

The theory: The High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) was actually a weather-control facility, surveillance centre, and mind-control hub. Its official purpose was to analyse the ionosphere. HAARP had a main facility in rural Alaska, with hundreds of large antennae rising from the ground, forming what looked like a “bionic forest“, which seems to have fuelled a lot of the conspiracies.

Any proof? Dr Rosalie Bertell, an American scientist specialising in the ionosphere, warned about the usage of HAARP as a military weapon, writing that it could “deliver a very large amount of energy, comparable to a nuclear bomb”. There have also been a bunch of claims that it’s triggered various recent natural disasters, though none with any proof.

Denver Airport Is a Front

The theory: The Denver Airport, which opened in 1995, is a front for an underground military bunker. Any proof? Well, first off, there's the terrifying murals depicting mass genocide that are throughout the airport. It also was around $2 billion over budget, and it's not clear what that money was spent on. It's nearly twice as large as the next biggest US airport, and its funder – the New World Airport Commission – doesn't seem to exist. It also has a dedication stone with a Masonic symbol on, which is really not helping with the whole conspiracy theory thing.

The theory: The Denver Airport, which opened in 1995, is a front for an underground military bunker.

Any proof? Well, first off, there’s the terrifying murals depicting mass genocide that are throughout the airport. It also was around $2 billion over budget, and it’s not clear what that money was spent on. It’s nearly twice as large as the next biggest US airport, and its funder – the New World Airport Commission – doesn’t seem to exist. It also has a dedication stone with a Masonic symbol on, which is really not helping with the whole conspiracy theory thing.

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