Start em, Sit em Championship Week!

By Card44

How did you do last week? Well it doesn’t matter because that’s over now. Follow my advice to dominate your championship game!

Chargers @ Raiders

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Chargers

Philip Rivers, Danny Woodhead, Antonio Gates, Justin Lambo

Raiders

Derek Carr, Latavius Murray, Amari Cooper, Michael Crabtree, Sebastian Janikowski

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Champions don’t need to ask this.

Redskins @ Eagles

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Redskins

Kirk Cousins, Desean Jackson, Pierre Garcon, Jordan Reed, Dustin Hopkins

Eagles

Ryan Mathews, Jordan Matthews, Zach Ertz, Caleb Sturgis

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Play like a champion, don’t ask this question.

Patriots @ Jets

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Patriots

Tom Brady, James WHite, Brandon Lafell, Rob Gronkowski, Stephen Gostowski

Jets

Chris Ivory, Brandon Marshall, Eric Decker, Randy Bullock

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This question is as useless as Costco’s tinder profile.

Texans @ Titans

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DeAndre Hopkins, Defense

Titans

Delanie Walker

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This question is older than Moose.

Browns @ Chiefs

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Browns

Gary Barnidge

Chiefs

Alex Smith, Charcanderick West, Jeremy Maclin, Travis Kelse, Cairo Santos, Defense

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This question is going as well as Satevo’s immigration test.

Colts @ Dolphins

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Colts

TY Hilton

Dolphins

Lamar Miller, Jarvis Landry

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This question is as effective as madmartigan trying to dunk a basketball.

49ers @ Lions

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49ers

This would go as well as Fender’s QB analysis.

Lions

Matt Stafford, Calvin Johnson, Golden Tate, Matt Prater

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This will go as well as Kvn taking a stroll on uneven pavement.

Cowboys @ Bills

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Cowboys

Darren McFadden, Dez Bryant

Bills

Tyrod Taylor, Karlos Williams, Sammie Watkins

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This will go as well as motorboater’s self control at an ICP concert.

Bears @ Bucs

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Bears

Jay Cutler, Matt Forte, Alshon Jeffery, Zach Miller

Bucs

Jameis Winston, Doug Martin, Mike Evans

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This will go over as well as Rootgers at Thanksgiving dinner.

Panthers @ Falcons

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Cam Newton, Jonathan Stewart, Tedd Ginn, Greg Olsen, Graham Gano, Defense

Falcons

Devonta Freeman, Julio Jones

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This will go as well as Tefel’s loss in a league of their own.

Steelers @ Ravens

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Steelers

Ben Roethlisberger, DeAngelo Williams, Antonio Brown, Martavis Bryant, Markus Wheaton, Heath Miller, Chris Boswell, Defense

Ravens

Kamar Aiken

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This will go as well as crete’s last attempt with just for men.

Jaguars @ Saints

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Jags

Blake Bortles, TJ Yeldon/Denard Robinson, Allen Robinson, Allen Hurns, Julius Thomas, Jason Myers

Saints

Drew Brees, TJ Hightower, Brandin Cooks, Willie Snead, Kai Forbath

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This is trending in the way of the shakeweight.

Rams @ Seahawks

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Rams

Todd Gurley

Seahawks

Russell Wilson, Christine Michael, Doug Baldwin, Steven Haushka, Defense

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This would go over worse than Allen Mattie’s feelings about Jim Harbaugh

Packers @ Cardinals

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Packers

Aaron Rodgers, Randal Cobb, Mason Crosby

Cardinals

Carson Palmer, David Johnson, Larry Fitzgerald, Michael Floyd, John Brown, Chandler Catanzaro, Defense

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This will go as well as SJCT trying to get on a roller coaster.

Giants @ Vikings

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Giants

Eli Manning, Shane Vereen, Ruben Randle

Vikings

Adrian Peterson, Stefon Diggs, Kyle Rudolph, Blair Walsh, Defense

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This question is as weak as Baxter McFarland’s left hand

Bengals @ Broncos

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Bengals

Gio Bernard, AJ Green, Tyler Eifert, Mike Nugent, Defense

Broncos

Demaryius Thomas, Emmanuel Sanders, Brandon McManus, Defense

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This question is about as pointless as hair gel for tysmiff.