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Chargers @ Raiders
Philip Rivers, Danny Woodhead, Antonio Gates, Justin Lambo
Derek Carr, Latavius Murray, Amari Cooper, Michael Crabtree, Sebastian Janikowski
Champions don’t need to ask this.
Redskins @ Eagles
Kirk Cousins, Desean Jackson, Pierre Garcon, Jordan Reed, Dustin Hopkins
Ryan Mathews, Jordan Matthews, Zach Ertz, Caleb Sturgis
Play like a champion, don’t ask this question.
Patriots @ Jets
Tom Brady, James WHite, Brandon Lafell, Rob Gronkowski, Stephen Gostowski
Chris Ivory, Brandon Marshall, Eric Decker, Randy Bullock
This question is as useless as Costco’s tinder profile.
Texans @ Titans
DeAndre Hopkins, Defense
This question is older than Moose.
Browns @ Chiefs
Alex Smith, Charcanderick West, Jeremy Maclin, Travis Kelse, Cairo Santos, Defense
This question is going as well as Satevo’s immigration test.
Colts @ Dolphins
Lamar Miller, Jarvis Landry
This question is as effective as madmartigan trying to dunk a basketball.
49ers @ Lions
This would go as well as Fender’s QB analysis.
Matt Stafford, Calvin Johnson, Golden Tate, Matt Prater
This will go as well as Kvn taking a stroll on uneven pavement.
Cowboys @ Bills
Darren McFadden, Dez Bryant
Tyrod Taylor, Karlos Williams, Sammie Watkins
This will go as well as motorboater’s self control at an ICP concert.
Bears @ Bucs
Jay Cutler, Matt Forte, Alshon Jeffery, Zach Miller
Jameis Winston, Doug Martin, Mike Evans
This will go over as well as Rootgers at Thanksgiving dinner.
Panthers @ Falcons
Cam Newton, Jonathan Stewart, Tedd Ginn, Greg Olsen, Graham Gano, Defense
Devonta Freeman, Julio Jones
This will go as well as Tefel’s loss in a league of their own.
Steelers @ Ravens
Ben Roethlisberger, DeAngelo Williams, Antonio Brown, Martavis Bryant, Markus Wheaton, Heath Miller, Chris Boswell, Defense
This will go as well as crete’s last attempt with just for men.
Jaguars @ Saints
Blake Bortles, TJ Yeldon/Denard Robinson, Allen Robinson, Allen Hurns, Julius Thomas, Jason Myers
Drew Brees, TJ Hightower, Brandin Cooks, Willie Snead, Kai Forbath
This is trending in the way of the shakeweight.
Rams @ Seahawks
Russell Wilson, Christine Michael, Doug Baldwin, Steven Haushka, Defense
This would go over worse than Allen Mattie’s feelings about Jim Harbaugh
Packers @ Cardinals
Aaron Rodgers, Randal Cobb, Mason Crosby
Carson Palmer, David Johnson, Larry Fitzgerald, Michael Floyd, John Brown, Chandler Catanzaro, Defense
This will go as well as SJCT trying to get on a roller coaster.
Giants @ Vikings
Eli Manning, Shane Vereen, Ruben Randle
Adrian Peterson, Stefon Diggs, Kyle Rudolph, Blair Walsh, Defense
This question is as weak as Baxter McFarland’s left hand
Bengals @ Broncos
Gio Bernard, AJ Green, Tyler Eifert, Mike Nugent, Defense
Demaryius Thomas, Emmanuel Sanders, Brandon McManus, Defense
This question is about as pointless as hair gel for tysmiff.