Five Most Boring Players Of The Tim Duncan Era

5. Erick Dampier

An injured Shaq once had this to say towards the end of his storied career “I know one day, I’m going to wake up and it’s not going to be there,” O’Neal said ” … I’ve been playing like Erick Dampier.”

4. Kirk Hinrich

iSo far the highlight of Hinirch’s career has been finding a pair of Amare Stoudemier’s game specs in a Madison Square Garden men’s restroom.

3. Ryan Anderson

AP625167732222-674x1010Watching a power forward shoot 3’s all game is sort of like ordering a burger at a rib joint. I guess it’s good but in that case you should have gone to Whataburger and saved some cap space.

2. Emeka Okafor

hi-res-165263644-emeka-okafor-of-the-washington-wizards-against-the_crop_northOkafor followed up a terrific ROY first season with a decade of being described as “serviceable” and “good locker room guy” and “that Nigerian guy from Uconn”.

1. Tim Duncan

duncan-winnerThe Big Fundamental will go down as the greatest power forward to ever play the game and arguably a top ten player all time. If it took nearly 20 years of pin point outlet passes, uncomfortably solemn celebrations or a sloth-like demeanor then so be it. Happy Trails Tim Duncan, may you drive a reasonably priced fuel efficient vehicle into the sunset….at the speed limit of course.